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20. north vegas. sassy. lifted.
yess, I follow back. unless you really, really blow.

living life day to day.
I get by with a little help from my friends.
craving a lot of changes.
this just in, I'm slowly gaining hope.


twitter - @meganmansyn
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get smart? we rather go dumb. big bass in ya face make ya brain go numb.

A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

  • Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
  • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
  • Doctor: Denise.
  • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
  • Doctor: Denephew.
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